Token Name: Trump Skeeter Coin (TSE)
Type: 100% Meme Token | 0% Utility Value | 100% MAGA Mosquito Spirit
Slogan: "Let the Mosquitoes Be Banned Again!"
We created TSE to honor a legendary creature: a mosquito wearing a MAGA red hat (with a bandage on its right ear). Its existence is based on these truths:
Law 1
Trump hates mosquitoes as much as he hates fake news.
Law 2
You hate mosquitoes as much as you hate bear markets.
Law 3
Blockchains need more useless tokens, just like Washington needs more lobbyists.
Parameter | Value | Description |
---|---|---|
Total Supply | 1,000,000,000 | 1 billion—representing global mosquito population |
Transaction Tax | 0% | Free market! Unlike Trump’s tariffs |
LP Lockup | 100% | More reliable than Biden’s border wall |